The Violent Husbands - Grandmother lyrics

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I never said I loved you, never made a move

I just wanna get down with your grandmother

Well folks to you it may sound strange

but I gotta tell you it’s allready arranged

I never said I loved you, never made a move

I just wanna get down with your grandmother

I remember kinda well, it was on a Friday evening

I was watching television with you and your grandmother

She started coming closer to me

I started sweating from the nostrils

I never said I loved you, never made a move

I just wanna get down with your grandmother

I want a girl that has been in world war II

Well baby, you know I like you

That’s why I’m talking to you closely

I just don’t like you as much as your grandmother

So why don’t you introduce me

I don’t want to talk about the latest disco

I just wanna have a waffle and a nice cup of coffee

And then I wanna talk with your grandmother

about that German invasion

Take me to your grandma’s house

Let me really get to know her

Take me to your grandma’s house

Grandpa looking over my shoulder

But I don’t want to take her out

I just wanna take her in

I never said I loved you, never made a move

I just wanna get down with your grandmother

You know them young girls parading down the street

thinking they look sexy and thinking they is neat

Well I gotta tell you right now people

being young is not really an achievement

I never said I loved you, never made a move

I just wanna get down with your grandmother

Listen up people, I’m gonna tell you something about my girl

(yeah tell ‘em something about your girl)

Not only is she sweet, sexy, intelligent, experienced

She's lovely and charming, and uh, aah, ooh, and 82

but most of all my girl is:

Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side

Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the behind

Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side

Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the inside