The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead lyrics

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I once had a girlfriend,

But then one day she dumped me and everywhere

I'd go people would ask me where she was.

I don't want to talk about her.

Someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.

I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia

Or a great big truck ran her over

And chopped off her head.

I don't want to talk about her.

Someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all she's dead.

I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy

Or the looks on their faces when I tell them how

She passed away.

I don't want to talk about her.

But someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all she's dead.

My girlfriend's dead you see,

It's a total lie - but it's easier on me

Than having to admit that she like's someone else.

My girlfriend's dead you know,

Please change the subject or I am going to go

Jump off a building and join her in heaven

I don't want to talk about her.

Someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all she's dead.

I once had a girlfriend,

But then one day she dumped me and everywhere

I'd go people would ask me where she was.

I don't want to talk about her.

But someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.

I don't want to talk about her.

But someone always asks about her.

So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.