The Vandals - Join Us For Pong lyrics

rate me

it's the gay nineties and

you can't watch nothin' good

mindless pinko garbage

is all they make in hollywood

kung fu theatre,

now there's a show with class

like to find the guy

who cancelled it

and karate chop his ass

so after alf is done

there ain't nuthin' good on

all my rowdy friends come over

'cause i have pong

join us! join us! join us!

join us for pong!

i got the foxes i got that clout

i got my unit on

the day they came out

you bring the snack treats,

you bring the booze

i ain't bringin' nuthin',

does that box belong to you?

pass the dutchie's on,

my all time favorite song

but turn it down you moron

'cause we're tryin'

to play pong

don't be fooled by world peace

or an economy thats stable

the c.i.a.'s just got more time

to watch you

through your cable

they would control you

and take away your brain

you can defeat them

if you switch your box

over to "game"

do what's right to you,

not what they tell you to

you can fight

we meet tonight

so join us for pong

it's up to you to improve

your hand-eye cordination

or become a mindless servant,

unwitting puppet of the nation

they know your address,

they send you bills

they decide if you watch tyson,

don't that give you the chills

shake off your shackles son,

we've only just begun

there's just two speeds,

it's what you need,

so join us for pong