<br>
Standing in the dock at Southampton,<br>
Trying to get to Holland or France.<br>
The man in the mac said, "You've got to turn back".<br>
You know they didn't even give us a chance.<br>
Christ you know it ain't easy,<br>
You know how hard it can be.<br>
The way things are going<br>
They're going to crucify me.<br>
Finally made the plane into Paris,<br>
Honey mooning down by the Seine.<br>
Peter Brown called to say,<br>
"You can make it O.K.,<br>
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain".<br>
Christ you know it ain't easy,<br>
You know how hard it can be.<br>
The way things are going<br>
They're going to crucify me.<br>
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton,<br>
Talking in our beds for a week.<br>
The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"<br>
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace".<br>
Christ you know it ain't easy,<br>
You know how hard it can be.<br>
The way things are going<br>
They're going to crucify me.<br>
Saving up your money for a rainy day,<br>
Giving all your clothes to charity.<br>
Last night the wife said,<br>
"Oh boy, when you're dead<br>
You don't take nothing with you<br>
But your soul - think!"<br>
Made a lightning trip to Vienna,<br>
eating chocolate cake in a bag.<br>
The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head,<br>
They look just like two gurus in drag".<br>
Christ you know it ain't easy,<br>
You know how hard it can be.<br>
The way things are going<br>
They're going to crucify me.<br>
Caught an early plane back to London.<br>
Fifty acorns tied in a sack.<br>
The men from the press said, "We wish you success,<br>
It's good to have the both of you back".<br>
Christ you know it ain't easy,<br>
You know how hard it can be.<br>
The way things are going<br>
They're going to crucify me.<br>
The way things are going<br>
They're going to crucify me.<br>
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