The Tuna Helpers - Tuna Stalker lyrics

rate me

Knock knock

Come in

Oh look It's the giant tuna fish

disguised in leopard skin

Oh why did you let her in?

Oh why…

She wants to know

if you received her love letters

and if you'll return

her yellow seaweed sweaters

Knock knock

Open the door

Oh look it's her again

flopping around the floor

Oh why did you let her in?

Oh why….

Because she wants to be your lover

She's the only one who'd have you

She's stinky but she's reliable

You can't argue with that

Then bring her to me

Chicken of my sea

Bring her strange love to me

I am lonely

And I have licked fish before

and I liked it very much

Right now I need a girl to hold

and feel her slimy touch

Come ride the waves with me

We'll dodge the waves of semen

Honk the herrings

And blow the blowfish

With our happy lips