The Tuna Helpers - Evil Queen lyrics

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Meet the queen

she will feed you her jellybean babies

crying “sugar!” in her tummy

she is fat she is mean

but she will never be stingy with her honey

And I've never tasted so sweet in my life

fingers and toes as sticky as rice

I've never tasted so sweet

so I think she must be wonderful

(how can it be? It tastes so sweet!

Its just honey but it's poisoning me!)

Now the king claps his hands

and three tiny little people begin dancing

with our bodies

and this king he is fat enough to hide 100 daggers underneath his purple robe

I've never tasted so sleepy in my life

sugar plum fairies keep shutting my eyes

I've never tasted so sleepy so I close my eyes

And now we have fallen underneath a purple cloud

I hear a woman laugh as I feel my tongue fall out

I've never tasted so afraid

(underneath his purple robe,

the honey is our only hope…

my eyes are swollen my mouth is open

the honey is our only hope…)

She's a mother she'll feed you twice once with sugar

and twice with her knife

meet the queen

she feeds tongues to her jellybean babies

crying “sugar!” in her tummy