The Tuna Helpers - Code lyrics

rate me

This is a code

crack it with butter

hold it up to the mirror and read it carefully

I have a family

I have three children

I have a cat and I have a dog

but they will not speak

they are wired shut

to their straight jacket sofas

watching snow on TV

I broke their code

slid it through butter

held it up to a mirror

and read it carefully

“we love our family

they smell like mothballs

we have excellent teeth

you see it runs in the family

but we are in tears over sighs no one hears

we've not scratched our noses

in 8 million years

sketches of our plans

traced in dust on the floor

reveal human extinction

through a stuffed animal war!”

oh no! there's a Barbie doll

staring down at me from my bedroom wall

oh no! what's that sound?

she's gonna tear my eyeballs out

asleep at night approaching dreams

dolls creep up from behind and open their seams

I cracked their code

I know their plans

I hear them moving

and I hear their leader's commands:

“PULL OUT YOUR COTTONHUMANS ARE ROTTEN COVER THEIR EYES WITH YOUR FLUFFY INSIDES!”