The Tuna Helpers - Chicken Of Sea lyrics

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PRETTY GIRL

LIKES TO TANGO

WITH THE ELEPHANT MAN

AND SLURP PINK OYSTERS

AND SAVE THEIR SHELLS

TO WHERE AROUND HER NECK

ON HER WEDDING DAY

AND SHE WILL

SHE WILL

MARRY A PORPOISE

AND HE WILL

HE WILL

TEACH HER TO SWIM

AND CERTAINLY IN NO TIME

SHE WILL RULE THE SEA

PRETTY HAS A GIFT

HAS A TOOL

HAS A HURT

AND SHE CAN CARVE A HURT

LIKE A JACK-O-LANTERN

DISGUISED AS A GREAT SHARK

ON HER HONEY MOON NIGHT

SHE DID

SHE DID

SWALLOW THE WEAK FISH

AND SHE DID

SHE DID

SWALLOW HER HUSBAND BECAUSE CERTAINLY

HE WASN'T BIG ENOUGH

TO RULE THE SEA

I COULDN'T BE HER FAVORITE PET

I COULDN'T WASH HER FEET

WITH MY HAIR

I COULDN'T GIVE HER

WHAT SHE NEEDS

TO BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

CHICKEN OF THE SEA

PRETTY HAS A HURT

HAS A STOMACH ACHE

A BELLY FULL OF WEAKNESS

AND A BROKEN TAIL

SO SHE DROWNS

SHE CHOKES

ON THE SALT OF THEIR TEARS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS

YES SHE KNOWS

THAT THEY COULD HAVE BEEN HERS AND CERTAINLY A CHICKEN

WASN'T MEANT TO RULE THE SEA