The Transformers movie - Dare To Be Stupid lyrics

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Song by 'Weird Al' Yankovi<br /><br>

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me<br>

It's time for us to join in the fight<br>

It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys<br>

It time to let the bed bugs bite<br>

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You better put all your eggs in one basket<br>

You better count your chickens before they hatch<br>

You better sell some wine before its time<br>

You better find yourself an itch to scratch<br>

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You better squeeze all the charmin you can<br>

When Mr. Whipple's not around<br>

Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan<br>

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Talk with your mouth full<br>

Bite the hand that feeds you<br>

Bite off more than you can chew<br>

What can you do?<br>

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Dare to be stupid<br>

Take some wooden nickels<br>

Look for Mr. Goodbar<br>

Get your motion working now<br>

I'll show you how<br>

You can<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

You can turn the other cheek<br>

You can just give up the ship<br>

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip<br>

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Dare to be stupid<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

It's so easy to do<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

We're all waiting for you<br>

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It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill<br>

Forget I have a volunteer<br>

There's no more time for crying over spilt milk<br>

It's time for crying in your beer<br>

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So don't join the army join the PTA<br>

Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet<br>

Then party til you're broke and they drag you away<br>

It's okay<br>

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You can dare to be stupid<br>

It's like spitting on a fish<br>

It's like barking up a tree<br>

It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want<br>

To get one free<br>

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Dare to be stupid<br>

Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid<br>

It's so easy to do<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

We're all waiting for you<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

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Burn your candle at both ends<br>

Look a gift horse in the mouth<br>

Mashed potatoes can be your friend<br>

You can be a coffee achiever<br>

You can sit around the house and Leave It To Beaver<br>

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The Future's up to you<br>

So what you gonna do<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

What did I say?<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

Tell me what did I say?<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

It's allright<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

We can be stupid all night<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

Come on join the crowd<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

Shout it out loud<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

I can't hear you<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

Okay, I can hear you<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

Let's go<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

Dare to be stupid<br>

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