The Toyes - Monster Hash lyrics

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The Toyes - Monster Hash

When I heard the gurgle of a waterpipe

So I turned to see my monster in a cloud of smoke

Who said, "This **** ain't bad, here, have a toke"

(We smoked some hash) - We smoked some monster hash

(Some monster hash) - It was his personal stash

(We smoked some hash) - We got completely trashed

(On monster hash) - We smoked some monster hash

As we partied in the castle with the living dead

Mouths were dry and eyes were red

The ghouls and goblins shrieked and screamed,

"Won't somebody please pass the Visine"

(They smoked some hash) - They smoked some monster hash

(Some monster hash) - From Frankie's personal stash

(We smoked some hash) - And they all were smashed

(On monster hash) - They smoked some monster hash

The mummy was toking on a bong

Wolfman said, "Don't bogart that, pass it along"

The swamp thing was toasted, rolling on the floor

Laughing hysterically and pleading for more

The scene was rocking as the werewolves moved

To the undead reggae band's dance hall grooves

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Frankenstein baked

Some Alice B. Toklas brownies and cakes

(We ate some hash) - We ate some monster hash

(Some monster hash) - It had the graveyard smashed

(We ate some hash) - And we all got trashed

(On monster hash) - We ate some monster hash

The party would have gone on 'til we all passed out

But just then we heard a bloodcurdling shout

"Watch out, beware, cover your necks

Dracula's got the munchies, and he's totally wrecked"

(He smoked some hash) - He smoked some monster hash

(Some monster hash) - He was completely smashed

(He smoked some hash) - That Transylvanian's trashed

(On monster hash) - He smoked some monster hash

Now every night the dead rise up from the grave

To partake in our happening THC rave

For you, the living, this hash was meant, too

When you get to my door just say the Toyes sent you

(We'll smoke some hash) - We'll smoke some monster hash

(Some monster hash) - And we'll all get trashed

(We'll smoke some hash) - From my personal stash

(Of monster hash) - We'll smoke some monster hash

mmm - hash gooood

Easy, boy, save some for daddy

mmmm - that **** gooood