She said 'Picture this: you and I,
On a magic carpet ride,
Covering your living room floor'

She said 'Picture this: you and I,
On a magic carpet ride,
Covering your living room floor'

I said 'You bring out my terrible its oh so wonderful
I can be the first-class passenger you're lookin' for
I'm your number one, all time fan'

In my good graces, you're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischevious, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance

She trembled 'Take me now,
Knock me out, validate my filthy mouth,
Nurse my naughty back to life'

I said 'You induce my episodes,
Crack my moral code,
Desperately delicious in your housewife blouse like'
I'm your number one, all time fan

In my good graces, you're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischevious, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance

I'm your number one, all time fan
It would be my honor to get down with your upper hand

In my good graces, you're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Little mischevious, remain devious
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
Oh and you're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance
You're a bad influence
Keep me a heartbeat shy of an ambulance