The Speed Freak - Jesus Was A Mutant (Part 1) lyrics

rate me

This is a fact

Stupid people have stupid children, if you are stupid please don't have sex

If you insist on having sex, then please have sex with animals

Preferably animals smarter than you are

That way if by some biological fluke you and the animal actually have offspring, the odds are the offspring will be less stupid than you are

One more thing, don't assume the animal is protected

If the animal has a condom, or if female some sort of intrauterine device, insist they wear it

Please help stamp out this mindless mindlessness, keep your stupidity to yourself

This message brought to you by the council of concerned citizens who are smarter than you are

You don't fuck with the Jesus, man

What's the matter, gonna cry?

Come on, cry-baby Davie

Cry, cry, cry

Shitface, ratturd, ass-licking son of a bitch

You don't fuck with the Jesus, man

Did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you goodnight?

Let's go, motherfucker!

What's the matter, gonna cry?

Come on, cry-baby Davie

Cry, cry, cry

Shitface, ratturd, ass

Oh, fuck you! (2X)

Fuck the lot of you!

Fuck you all

(2X)

And I'm gonna look him straight in the eye, and I'm gonna tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four-flushing, lowlife, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spiny-necked, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah!

Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?

Let's go, motherfucker!

Don't fuck with the Jesus, man

Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?<br />

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Thanks to d