Song by Chef & Meatloaf<br /><br>
(Chef)Tonight is right for love, you know I<br>
Wanna touch you where the lights don't go<br>
Tonight is right for love (with Meredith Baxter-Birney)<br>
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Expressing love so sweet,<br>
I'll keep you burning like a dog in heat<br>
Tonight is right for love (with Meredith Baxter-Birney)<br>
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We had a love that was so magical<br>
With Meredith Baxter-Birney burning, burning in my soul<br>
I'm not talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney today, no<br>
I'm talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney that was on Family Ties two years ago<br>
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(Meat Loaf)After the love comes a darkness in hell, <br>
A demon inside you like a bottomless well<br>
Nothing is safe and everything is a lie<br>
Love doesn't last, no matter how hard you try<br>
Burnin', burnin', through your brain<br>
Unthinkable pain...<br>
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(Chef) Meat<br>
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(Meat Loaf) But when you finally realize that it's all in vein<br>
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(Chef) Meat Loaf<br>
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(Meat Loaf) Splinters of wood, they can be forced through your eyes<br>
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(Chef) Meat Loaf!!!<br>
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(Meat Loaf)Cheese graters of steel being rubbed in your thighs<br>
Your skin is comin' off and you railin' in salt!<br>
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(Chef) Meat!!! Hey Meat! Meat Loaf!!!<br>
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(Meat Loaf) What? <br>
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(Chef) Where are you goin' son?<br>
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(Meat Loaf) Oh... gosh...<br>
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(Chef) Come back to us, we're over here<br>
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(Meat Loaf) OK, oh, sorry Chef, man. Sorry. <br>
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(Chef) It's alright son, but this song is about Meredith Baxter-Birney,<br>
not about splinters of wood in your eyes, you need to calm down man.<br>
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(Meat Loaf) You're right<br>
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(Chef) Here, have a taco <br>
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(Meat Loaf) Taco, great, I need a taco<br>
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(Chef) You're messing up my business with Meredith Baxter-Birney. OK? <br>
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(Meat Loaf) Yeah, great<br>
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(Chef & Meat Loaf) Tonight is right for love<br>
The rain is fallen and Jay Leno is on<br>
Let's turn down the lights, turn up the volume<br>
And go crazy<br>
I'll touch your body and soul<br>
And change the channels with remote control<br>
'Cause tonight is right for love with Meredith Baxter-Birney<br>
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