Song by Chef<br /><br>
Baby you know, you're the one for me<br>
And all that I want to be is...<br>
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You and me... and her, simultaneous<br>
You and me... and you and you, simultaneous<br>
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...<br>
Simultaneous ooh, come on<br>
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Have an open mind, blow my trigger down<br>
Gimme the last cold turkey blast, make it fast<br>
Take my ass to town<br>
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Have an open mind, send my cares away<br>
Ring my bell you fat piggy whale, what the hell Today's your lucky day<br>
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You and me... and her, simultaneous<br>
You and me... and Wynona Rider, simultaneous<br>
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...<br>
Simultaneous, ooh, come on<br>
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Have an open mind, is a normal thing to do<br>
Don't be rude, just get nude<br>
Oh, you're being rude, I would do it for you<br>
Baby please have an open mind, you're the only one I love<br>
These girls you see, baby they don't mean anything, let's all just get in the tub <br>
You and me... and her too, simultaneous<br>
You and me... and your momma and your sister<br>
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...<br>
Simultaneous oww, come on<br>
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Everybody in the pool!<br>
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Have an open mind, don't be so mean to me<br>
Call your sister and your mother and your aunt<br>
It's every man's fantasy<br>
Have an open... woa, baby, put that knife away<br>
Don't be mad, I'll take you back, just relax, we can make love your way<br>
I'm talking about<br>
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You and me... and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous<br>
You and me... and Whitney Houston (on the radio, babe, on the radio)<br>
Some candles and some good feelings<br>
Just the two of us<br>
Oh, fudge it<br>
Now, I'm talking about <br>
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You and me... and her and her and her, simultaneous<br>
You and me... and women in the house, simultaneous<br>
Three and seven, make it a baker's dozen<br>
See the ladies in the house clap your hands<br>
Now that'd be a party, ladies<br>
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