Song by Chef<br /><br>
2 tablespoons of cinnamon,<br>
and 2 or 3 egg whites,<br>
a half a stick of butter, melted.<br>
Stick it all in a bowl baby,<br>
stir it with a wooden spoon,<br>
mix in a cup of flour.<br>
You''l be in heaven soon<br>
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Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.<br>
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.<br>
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.<br>
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,<br>
and good for you, so suck on balls.<br>
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pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,<br>
and a half a cup of brandy<br>
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,<br>
and just a pinch of vanilla,<br>
grease up the cookie sheet.<br>
Cause I hate when my balls stick!<br>
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!<br>
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Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.<br>
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.<br>
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.<br>
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,<br>
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.<br>
<br>
(Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.<br>
It smells like something's burning.<br>
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.<br>
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.<br>
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.<br>
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow<br>
on them, do something<br>
<br>
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)<br>
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.<br>
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)<br>
suck on my balls baby,<br>
suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.<br>
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)<br>
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