The South Park Album Television Compilation movie - Salty Choclate Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics

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Song by Chef<br /><br>

2 tablespoons of cinnamon,<br>

and 2 or 3 egg whites,<br>

a half a stick of butter, melted.<br>

Stick it all in a bowl baby,<br>

stir it with a wooden spoon,<br>

mix in a cup of flour.<br>

You''l be in heaven soon<br>

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Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.<br>

If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.<br>

Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.<br>

Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,<br>

and good for you, so suck on balls.<br>

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pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,<br>

and a half a cup of brandy<br>

then throw in a bag or two of sugar,<br>

and just a pinch of vanilla,<br>

grease up the cookie sheet.<br>

Cause I hate when my balls stick!<br>

then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!<br>

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Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.<br>

If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.<br>

Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.<br>

Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,<br>

and high in fiber, so suck on balls.<br>

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(Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.<br>

It smells like something's burning.<br>

Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.<br>

Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.<br>

Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.<br>

My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow<br>

on them, do something<br>

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Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)<br>

If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.<br>

Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)<br>

suck on my balls baby,<br>

suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.<br>

Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)<br>

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