No Substitute
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Song by Chef<br /><br> You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way... Or an extra-value<br> meal at Happy Burger way... no, I mean SPECIAL... Like... The song of the hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female<br> hummingbird, and -- make sweet love to it -- all night long. Just two hummingbirds moaning' and groanin' and letting their<br> bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy... Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird, and eases<br> his way into her golden valley, gliding gently in and out, in and out, ooh, in and out. Two hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all<br> night long. Until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion and lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest. And it<br> makes me wanna... it makes me wanna sing this special song for you, yeah, baby, yeah mama. <br> <br> Ooh Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me, <br> How I'd love to lay you down<br> And lick every inch of your body<br> With my tongue<br> Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy<br> How 'bout you and me?<br> Get it together and make sweet love...<br> <br> 'Cause nobody can take your place<br> No way they can match your face,<br> No, you got it goin' on in a way so clear<br> I just wanna buy you a beer<br> <br> I thought maybe tonight at seven thirty or seven, I could come by and<br> <br> Pick you up in my car<br> (No substitute) No substitute for you<br> (No substitute)<br> No baby there's (no substitute) for your girl<br> (No substitute) for you now<br> <br> I know you love my body so much<br> It's something you can't help but touch, ooh<br> I might let you if you promise to be gentle,<br> Now I'm gettin' all sentimental<br> <br> Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car we can park down over by the gas<br> station that closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and...<br> <br> Drop you off at home<br> (No substitute) No substitute for you<br> (No substitute) No baby there's<br> (No substitute) Come on baby say it<br> (No substitute) For you now<br> <br> Now you remember our two hummingbirds. Well after their night of passion, the male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat. All he<br> could think about was that incredible night when things were flyin' all over the place and beaks were where they should be. So<br> he put his beak lips together and whistled a song. Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire. Just like I'm<br> calling out for you, baby. Hey, get your ass over here for some good lovin'. <br> <br> There's only one word that can describe you,<br> You're a flippityfloppityhootchymamawoowoo<br> You've got everything I ever wanted <br> My metaphor's all been exhausted<br> <br> So what say you and I forget about this singin' and songin' and act like a couple<br> of hummingbirds ourselves...<br> And get down to some business<br> (No substitute) No substitute for you<br> (No, no, no substitute)<br> No baby there's (no substitute) for you girl<br> (No substitute) for you girl (no substitute)<br> For you (no, no, no, no, no, no substitute)<br> For you girl<br> <br> Ladies and gentlemen, the Fabulous Chefettes<br> <br> (No) no (no) subs (subs) sti (tute) for (you)<br> Ba (by) no (no) no no no (no) for you yeah,<br> (No substitute) for you Kathie Lee, yeah<br> <br>
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