The South Park Album Television Compilation movie - No Substitute lyrics

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Song by Chef<br /><br>

You know Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman. I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way... Or an extra-value<br>

meal at Happy Burger way... no, I mean SPECIAL... Like... The song of the hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female<br>

hummingbird, and -- make sweet love to it -- all night long. Just two hummingbirds moaning' and groanin' and letting their<br>

bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy... Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird, and eases<br>

his way into her golden valley, gliding gently in and out, in and out, ooh, in and out. Two hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all<br>

night long. Until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion and lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest. And it<br>

makes me wanna... it makes me wanna sing this special song for you, yeah, baby, yeah mama. <br>

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Ooh Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me, <br>

How I'd love to lay you down<br>

And lick every inch of your body<br>

With my tongue<br>

Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy<br>

How 'bout you and me?<br>

Get it together and make sweet love...<br>

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'Cause nobody can take your place<br>

No way they can match your face,<br>

No, you got it goin' on in a way so clear<br>

I just wanna buy you a beer<br>

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I thought maybe tonight at seven thirty or seven, I could come by and<br>

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Pick you up in my car<br>

(No substitute) No substitute for you<br>

(No substitute)<br>

No baby there's (no substitute) for your girl<br>

(No substitute) for you now<br>

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I know you love my body so much<br>

It's something you can't help but touch, ooh<br>

I might let you if you promise to be gentle,<br>

Now I'm gettin' all sentimental<br>

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Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car we can park down over by the gas<br>

station that closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and...<br>

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Drop you off at home<br>

(No substitute) No substitute for you<br>

(No substitute) No baby there's<br>

(No substitute) Come on baby say it<br>

(No substitute) For you now<br>

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Now you remember our two hummingbirds. Well after their night of passion, the male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat. All he<br>

could think about was that incredible night when things were flyin' all over the place and beaks were where they should be. So<br>

he put his beak lips together and whistled a song. Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire. Just like I'm<br>

calling out for you, baby. Hey, get your ass over here for some good lovin'. <br>

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There's only one word that can describe you,<br>

You're a flippityfloppityhootchymamawoowoo<br>

You've got everything I ever wanted <br>

My metaphor's all been exhausted<br>

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So what say you and I forget about this singin' and songin' and act like a couple<br>

of hummingbirds ourselves...<br>

And get down to some business<br>

(No substitute) No substitute for you<br>

(No, no, no substitute)<br>

No baby there's (no substitute) for you girl<br>

(No substitute) for you girl (no substitute)<br>

For you (no, no, no, no, no, no substitute)<br>

For you girl<br>

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Fabulous Chefettes<br>

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(No) no (no) subs (subs) sti (tute) for (you)<br>

Ba (by) no (no) no no no (no) for you yeah,<br>

(No substitute) for you Kathie Lee, yeah<br>

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