Song by Vitro<br /><br>
Damien: Everybody hates me!<br>
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Mr. Mackey: why do you suppose that is?<br>
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Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!<br>
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Mr. Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?<br>
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Some Kid: Dude this is pretty fucked up right here!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! <br>
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Kyle: You bastards!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! <br>
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Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!<br>
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Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.<br>
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Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:<br>
I'm gonna make love to you woman,<br>
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Barbrady: Well you ain't Veiona Apple,<br>
and if you ain't Veiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.<br>
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Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?<br>
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Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!<br>
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Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?<br>
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Damien: Dumb asses!<br>
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Stan: Ow!<br>
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Cartman: God damn it!<br>
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Stan: Dude!<br>
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Kyle: Huuh Sick<br>
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Mr. Hankey: Ahhhhh<br>
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Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!<br>
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Kyle: What the hell would you know you fat sweaty mongaloid?!? <br>
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Cartman: Don't call me fat buttfucker!<br>
Kyle: You're such a fat fuck Cartman, that when you walk down the street people say,<br>
God damnit that kid's a big fat fuck!!!<br>
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Cartman: Hey!<br>
Mr. Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?<br>
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Cartman: He is a very distrubed little boy.<br>
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Ms. Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?<br>
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Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!<br>
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Ms. Cartman: You can have a ensy wensy bit can't you?<br>
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Cartman: Well?<br>
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Ms. Cartman: Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?<br>
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Cartman: Okay!<br>
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Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts<br>
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Cartman: God Damnit!<br>
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Ms. Cartman: Just a wensy ensy woo-woo?<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! <br>
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Kyle: You bastards!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! <br>
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Mr. Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!<br>
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Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey (Ahh)<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.<br>
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Mr. Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!<br>
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Stan: Fatso!<br>
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Cartman: Hey.<br>
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Stan: Dude.<br>
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Mr. Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!<br>
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Barbrady: Fruitcake!<br>
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Cartman: Bitch.<br>
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Wendy T: No, I'm not acting like a freak!<br>
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Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish <br>
sticking out of my butt, and than there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and<br>
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye! <br>
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Stan: What the hell are you talking about!<br>
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Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!<br>
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Wendy: Barf is gross!<br>
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Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!<br>
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Pip: Lunchy munchys umm!<br>
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Stan: At least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack & Whore magazine!<br>
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Cartman: Don't call me fat buttfucker. <br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! <br>
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Kyle: You bastards!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! <br>
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Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!<br>
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Mr. Hankey: Hiddy Ho!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny.<br>
Holy Shit it's Jesus!<br>
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Cartman: Pigfucker!<br>
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Stan: Dude don't say pigfucker in front of Jesus<br>
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Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace!<br>
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Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black shorts..the king of all that is evil...<br>
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Towns People: Barbera Striesand, Barbera Striesand!<br>
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Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!<br>
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Chef: Barbera Striesand?<br>
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Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand<br>
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Kyle: Kick the baby!<br>
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Ike: Don't kick the baby!<br>
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Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin<br>
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Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier<br>
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Chef: Sydney Potier!?!<br>
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Stan: Oh yeah.<br>
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B.S.: Piss ass little hick!<br>
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Stan: You ugly scank!<br>
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Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey!<br>
Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for<br>
you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some <br>
guy I don't even know on my dad's bed! <br>
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Some Kid: This is pretty fucked up right here!<br>
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Cartman: Let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! <br>
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Kyle: You bastards!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! <br>
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Kyle: Total weirdo freak!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!<br>
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Stan: Oh my god!<br>
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Kyle: oh my god<br>
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Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny.<br>
Dude Kenny is dead!<br>
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Kyle: Ohh!<br>
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Cartman: Ohhoh!<br>
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Ooooooooww<br>
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Well, Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch, she the biggest bitch in the whole<br>
wide world. She's a<br>
stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.<br>
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Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch and Wednesday through Saturday, <br>
she's a bitch.<br>
Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super King Kamayamaya beeyoch.<br>
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide <br>
world. She's a<br>
mean old bitch and has stupid hair. She's a b-b-b-b-b-bitch. B-b-b-b-b-b-cause she's<br>
a stupid<br>
bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch. Kyle's mom is a biiiitcha.<br>
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