The rain falls hard on a humdrum town 
This town has dragged you down 
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town 
This town has dragged you down 
Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life 
And God knows I've got to live mine 
God knows I've got to live mine 
William, William it was really nothing 
William, William it was really nothing 
It was your life ... 

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say : 
"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ? 
"And if you like you can buy the ring" 
She doesn't care about anything 
Would you like to marry me ?
And if you like you can buy the ring 
I don't dream about anyone - except myself !
Oh, William, William it was really nothing 
William, William