The lanes were silent 
There was nothing, no one, nothing around for miles 
I doused our friendly venture 
With a hard-faced 
Three-word gesture 

I started something 
I forced you to a zone 
And you were clearly 
Never meant to go 
Hair brushed and parted 
Typical me, typical me 
Typical me 
I started something 
...And now I'm not too sure 


I grabbed you by the guilded beams 
Uh, that's what tradition means 
And I doused another venture 
With a gesture 
That was ... absolutely vile 


I started something 
I forced you to a zone 
And you were clearly 
Never meant to go 
Hair brushed and parted 
Typical me, typical me 
Typical me 
I started something 
...And now I'm not too sure 


I grabbed you by the guilded beams 
Uh, that's what tradition means 
And now eighteen months' hard labour 
Seems ... fair enough 


I started something 
And I forced you to a zone 
And you were clearly 
Never meant to go 
Hair brushed and parted 
Typical me, typical me 
Typical me 
I started something 
And now I'm not too sure 


I started something 
I started something 
Typical me, typical me 
Typical me, typical me 
Typical me, typical me 
Typical me 
I started something 
And now I'm not too sure 


OK Stephen ? ...Do that again ?