The Simpsons movie - Who Needs the Kwik- E- Mart? lyrics

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Apu: You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic <br>

dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd <br>

rather call my home. <br>

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When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, <br>

But now I've come to looooooove your quirks. <br>

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Maggie with her eyes so bright, <br>

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, <br>

Lisa can philosophise, Bart's adept at spinning lies, <br>

Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella. <br>

Homer: Heh heh, that's OK. <br>

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Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? <br>

Now here comes the tricky part. <br>

Oh, won't you rhyme with me? <br>

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? <br>

Marge: Their floors are stick-E-Mart, <br>

Lisa: They made Dad sick-E-Mart, <br>

Bart: Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart, <br>

Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh! <br>

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OFF: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? <br>

Apu: Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...[held for next three lines] <br>

OFF: Forget the Kwik-E-Mart, <br>

Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart, <br>

Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? <br>

Apu: Not me.<br>

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