The Simpsons movie - Monorail lyrics

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Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth <br>

Like a genuine, <br>

Bona fide, <br>

Electrified, <br>

Six-car <br>

Monorail! <br>

What'd I say? <br>

Ned Flanders: Monorail! <br>

Lyle Lanley: What's it called? <br>

Patty+Selma: Monorail! <br>

Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! <br>

[crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] <br>

Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... <br>

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. <br>

Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? <br>

Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. <br>

Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? <br>

Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. <br>

Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? <br>

Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. <br>

Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. <br>

Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. <br>

I swear it's Springfield's only choice... <br>

Throw up your hands and raise your voice! <br>

All: Monorail! <br>

Lyle Lanley: What's it called? <br>

All: Monorail! <br>

Lyle Lanley: Once again... <br>

All: Monorail! <br>

Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... <br>

Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! <br>

All: Monorail! <br>

Monorail! <br>

Monorail! <br>

[big finish] <br>

Monorail! <br>

Homer: Mono... D'oh!<br>

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