The Simpsons movie - I'm an Ammendment lyrics

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Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress? <br>

Amendment: I'm not garbage. <br>

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(starts singing) <br>

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I'm an amendment-to-be, yes an amendment-to-be, <br>

And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me. <br>

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There's a lot of flag-burners, <br>

Who have got too much freedom, <br>

I want to make it legal <br>

For policemen to beat'em. <br>

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'Cause there's limits to our liberties, <br>

At least I hope and pray that there are, <br>

'Cause those liberal freaks go too far. <br>

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(spoken) <br>

Kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning? <br>

Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional. <br>

But if we changed the Constitution... <br>

Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws! <br>

Amendment: Now you're catching on! <br>

Kid: What if people say you're not good enough to be in the <br>

Constitution? <br>

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(sings) <br>

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Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me, <br>

And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay. <br>

If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay. <br>

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(spoken) <br>

Congressman: Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya! <br>

You're in the US Constitution! <br>

Amendment: Oh yeah!<br>

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