The Simpsons movie - Bart the General lyrics

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Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. <br>

Army: I got a B in arithmetic. <br>

Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. <br>

Army: Would have got an A but I was sick. <br>

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Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. <br>

Army: We are rubber, you are glue. <br>

Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. <br>

Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. <br>

Bart: Sound off. <br>

Army: One! Two! <br>

Bart: Sound off! <br>

Army: Three!! Four!! <br>

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Bart: In English class I did the best. <br>

Army: In English class I did the best. <br>

Bart: Because I cheated on the test. <br>

Army: Because I cheated on the test. <br>

Bart: Sound off. <br>

Army: One! Two! <br>

Bart: I can't hear you! <br>

Army: Three!! Four!! <br>

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Bart: We are happy, we are merry. <br>

Army: We are happy, we are merry. <br>

Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. <br>

Army: We got a rhyming dictionary. <br>

Bart: Sound off. <br>

Army: One! Two! <br>

Bart: One more time! <br>

Army: Three! Four! <br>

Bart: Bring it on home now! <br>

Army: One! Two! Three! Four! <br>

One! Two! ... Three-Four!<br>

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