THE SHOWBOYS - Drag Rap * lyrics

Drag Rap * / The Showboys[ * AKA Triggerman ]( *siren sound, car tires screeching* )The rhymes you are about to hear are trueMC's names have been changed to protect the innocent(Drag Rap)Our story starts in a town that was not tameThere was no laws, things were insaneIn order to survive you had to be meanOur story starts in notorious QueensTwo gangleaders bound to meetThe ultimate conclusion - one's defeatThey ruled their turf with an iron handBugs Can Can and Filthy Triggerman (Triggerman)Now I'm Bugs Can Can, there can none matchMy sawed-off shotgun'll blow out yo chestIf Filthy Trigger comes my wayI'm gonna cut off his head and put it on displayHold up ( ? ) don't you be so boldCause that trash that you're poppin, better put on holdCause I'm definitely comin, you know I don't lieRemember Bugs, you used to run but you can't hide(Drag Rap)Alright boys, the plan goes this wayI wanna blow Triggerman back to yesterdayNardo, I want you to go to his houseRing his doorbell and punch his wife in her mouthDrag her by the hair into the streetTie a rope to the bumper, other end to her feetDrag her with the car till day turns nightOh and Nardo, give that broad a bad day (Alright)Cut her off the car, throw her back in the yardAnd tell her Bugs Can Can sends his regards(Drag Rap)Alright thugs, here's what we'll doRed Money goes straight to you know whoBugs Can Can, that heartless houndAnd tell him that it's time that he leaves this townOn your way back bring me his sonLock him in a trunk, yeah that should be funAnd so Bugs knows he has to loseHave his son fitted for cement shoesThen drag him from the river, throw him back in Bugs' yardWith a note around his neck sayin 'Triggerman's hard'(Drag Rap)Oh no, what happens next? For goodness' sakeSo stay tuned till after this commercial break( *beatboxing while tune from Old Spice commercial is whistled* )Now this battle goes on for quite a whileTrigger's wife is hurt bad, Bugs loses a childBut nevertheless this contest of powerIs gettin more critical by the hourWith my ( ? ) Phillie blunt in my handBugs Can said: It's time I dropped this manTrigger fixes his grip, my last words were clearI said: Boys, it's time to get busy out hereSo we loaded up our limos with our gangland membersSome with Uzis in their hands ridin on the fenderPolice was warned, they was under alertCause in a little while Hollis would be goin berzerkYes Hollis Queens was the place of this showdownNews traveled fast, it was like a ghosttownLimos rolled up, the distance were safeBugs drew third, Trigger drew fifth placeUzis pulled on, 9 milimeters cockedIn the air was the sirens of the lousy copsBugs Can Can said: That doesn't matterPulled on my Uzi and ratatatatataTrigger yelled: Scatter, my posse dispersedAnd the spray that went back was two times worseRatatatatatatata-boom!The boom was a sawed-off ( ? ) assumeBein held in the hands of Eliot NessStandin on the roof with a badge on his chestHe said: Alright boys, the law is hereSo let's drop those weapons, put your hands in the airWhat?! came out the mouth of Bugs Can CanPut my hands in the air, who is this man?Eliot Ness? Please, who is this?When I paid off the force, was there someone I missed?No, you couldn't be, arrestin meI own your boss, your judges and any juryI'm the one that rules, I'm in commandSomebody tell him who I am - Bugs Can CanNow look Mr. Ness, you must be newA flat-footed, pointy-ass, stink-punk screwCause Filthy Triggerman has one thing to sayYou better get off that roof and be on your waySo don't waste your time arrestin meCause on your paycheck is signed 'Triggerman Filthy'I'm above the law, so don't feel cheatedMr. Ness, put a egg in your shoe and beat it (beat it)(Drag Rap)So with this in mind, yes, Ness did shout:There'll be a tree standin where you are when you get outAnd if anyone runs, your boots I'll cook 'emGave a smile to his boys and then said: Book 'em (book 'em)(Drag Rap)