The Rocky Horror Picture Show movie - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

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How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman<br>

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked<br>

He thought you were the candyman.<br>

Don't get strung out by the way that I look,<br>

Don't judge a book by its cover<br>

I'm not much of a man by the light of day, <br>

But by night I'm one hell of a lover<br>

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I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.<br>

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So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound<br>

You look like you're both pretty groovy<br>

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal<br>

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.<br>

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I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?<br>

We're both in a bit of a hurry.<br>

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car<br>

We don't want to be any worry.<br>

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So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?<br>

Well babies, don't you panic.<br>

By the light of the night when it all seems alright<br>

I'll get you a satanic mechanic.<br>

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I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.<br>

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So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?<br>

I could show you my favourite obsession.<br>

I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan<br>

And he's good for relieving my tension<br>

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I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.<br>

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So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.<br>

I see you shiver with antici... pation!<br>

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame<br>

So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.<br>

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