The Rocky Horror Picture Show movie - Planet, Schmanet, Janet lyrics

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I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.<br>

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.<br>

Your apple pie don't taste too nice<br>

You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss<br>

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I've laid the seed it should be all you need<br>

You're as sensual as a pencil,<br>

Wound up like an E or a first string<br>

When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?<br>

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You got a block? Well, take my advice<br>

You better wise up Janet Weiss.<br>

The transducer will seduce ya.<br>

(My feet! I can't move my feet!)<br>

(My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!)<br>

(It's as if we're glued to the spot!)<br>

(You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!)<br>

(We're trapped!)<br>

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It's something you'll get used to - <br>

A mental mind fuck can be nice.<br>

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(You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?)<br>

(You mean...?)<br>

(Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!)<br>

(You mean he's going to send us to another planet?)<br>

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Planet, schmanet, Janet!<br>

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You better wise up Janet Weiss.<br>

You better wise up, build your thighs up, You better wise up <br>

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(And then she cried out...)<br>

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Don't get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard<br>

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You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,<br>

Frank Furter.<br>

You're a hot dog, but you'd better not try to hurt her,<br>

Frank Furter.<br>

You're a hot dog...<br>

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