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Hey Janet (Yes Brad?), I've got something to say.<br>
I really loved the skilful way<br>
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!<br>
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The river was deep but I swam it, Janet<br>
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet<br>
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet<br>
I've one thing to say and that's<br>
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Dammit, Janet, I love you...<br>
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The road was long but i ran it, Janet<br>
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet<br>
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet<br>
Now I've one thing to say and that's<br>
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Dammit, Janet, I love you...<br>
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Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker<br>
There's three ways that love can grow<br>
That's good, bad or mediocre<br>
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so<br>
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Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad<br>
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad<br>
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad<br>
I've one thing to say and that's<br>
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Brad I'm mad for you too...<br>
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Oh Brad, Oh... dammit!<br>
I'm mad, Oh Janet!<br>
For you, I love you too<br>
There's one thing left to do, and that's<br>
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Go see the man who began it<br>
When we met in his science exam-it<br>
Made me give you the eye and then panic<br>
There's one thing to say and that's <br>
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Dammit, Janet, I love you...<br>
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Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad<br>
Dammit Janet; I love you!<br>
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