The Psycho Nubs - World's Largest Wal-Mart lyrics

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Never in my life was I prepared for what I'd see

I froze in fear and reverence, it was just that holy

Once inside the lights that shined had a feeling so divine

The world's largest Wal-Mart sent shivers down my spine.

Yee-Haw!

I walked the aisles aimlessly 'til I couldn't walk no more

You could run a marathon inside this very store

Just look at all these deals, oh the money that I'll save

Goddamn you, Sam Walton, I wanna be your slave

It's the world's largest Wal-Mart!

Yee-Haw!

I rode a bike to the front of the store to pay for all my loot

The cashier asked, "how'd ya like the place?" and I screamed, What a Hoot!

As I was leaving I turned around in awe and blew a kiss to the largest Wal-Mart I ever saw

It's the world's largest Wal-Mart!

Yee-Haw!

I believe in Jesus not some stupid superstition

I am a member of the Wal-Mart coalition

Consumers of America they've got what's right for you

Hidden behind a real slick ploy, the red, white, and blue

But I won't ask no questions because I won't believe the answers

If you don't shop at Wal-Mart you're just one of this country's cancers

It's the world's largest Wal-Mart!

Yee-Haw!

It's the world's largest Wal-Mart and it's in Richmond, Indiana 47374 let's go!