The Producers movie - Where Did We Go Right? lyrics

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MAX:<br>

Look at these reviews!<br>

"A satiric masterpiece." <br>

LEO:<br>

No way out. <br>

MAX:<br>

"A surprise smash!" <br>

LEO:<br>

No way out. <br>

MAX:<br>

"It was shocking, outrageous, insulting...and I loved every minute of it!" <br>

LEO:<br>

No way out. <br>

MAX:<br>

How could this happen?<br>

The show was lousy and long<br>

We did everything wrong<br>

Where did we go right? <br>

LEO:<br>

"Christmas came early to Broadway this year - <br>

and guess who they stuffed in our stocking? Adolf Hitler!" <br>

MAX:<br>

It was so crass and so crude<br>

Even Goebbels would've booed<br>

Where did we go right? <br>

LEO:<br>

"Last night a star was born on Broadway - the lovely Miss Ulla<br>

Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson. <br>

We predict that her name will soon be up in lights. If they can find enough bulbs. <br>

MAX & LEO:<br>

We searched Broadway on and off<br>

For singers with a cough<br>

We had tryouts and auditions by the score<br>

And to trip the light fantastic<br>

We picked dancers who were spastic<br>

If anyone jeted, we jeted them out the door! <br>

MAX:<br>

They shouted hooray<br>

For that sausage on display<br>

Where did we go right? <br>

LEO:<br>

Our leading man was so gay<br>

He nearly flew away<br>

Where did we go right? <br>

MAX:<br>

A show so easy to despise... <br>

LEO:<br>

Now it's up for the Pulitzer Prize! <br>

MAX & LEO:<br>

Oh, where, oh, where, tell us<br>

Where did we go right? <br>

MAX:<br>

"The best new music of the decade! Max Bialystock is a theatrical genius!"<br>

Now they like me!<br>

Oh, we knew we couldn't lose <br>

MAX & LEO:<br>

Half the audience were Jews! <br>

LEO:<br>

It's the end of our careers <br>

MAX:<br>

It'll run for twenty years! <br>

MAX & LEO:<br>

Tell us where...<br>

Did we go right?! <br>

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