The Producers movie - Opening Night lyrics

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USHERETTE #1 & #2:<br>

Opening night...<br>

It's opening night!<br>

It's Max Bialystock's latest show<br>

Will it flop or will it go?<br>

The cast is taking its final bow<br>

Here comes the audience now<br>

The doors are open: they're on their way...<br>

Let's hear what they have to say! <br>

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FIRST NIGHTERS:<br>

He's done it again<br>

He's done it again<br>

Max Bialystock has done it again!<br>

We can't believe it<br>

You can't conceive it... <br>

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MAN FIRST NIGHTER:<br>

How'd he achieve it? <br>

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FIRST NIGHTERS:<br>

It's the worst show in town!<br>

We sat there sighing<br>

Groaning and crying<br>

There's no denying<br>

It's the worst show in town! <br>

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WOMEN FIRST NIGHTERS:<br>

Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss... <br>

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MEN FIRST NIGHTERS:<br>

We've seen shit... <br>

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FIRST NIGHTERS:<br>

But never like this! <br>

Max Bialystock has done it again!<br>

The songs were rotten<br>

The book was stinkin'<br>

What he did to Shakespeare<br>

Booth did to Lincoln! <br>

We couldn't leave faster... <br>

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USHERETTE #1 & #2:<br>

What a disaster! <br>

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FIRST NIGHTERS & USHERETTES:<br>

We are still in shock<br>

Who produced this shlock?<br>

That slimey, sleazy Max Bialystock<br>

What a bum!! <br>

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