The Producers movie - I Wanna Be a Producer lyrics
rate me<br>
THE ACCOUNTANTS:<br>
Unhappy...unhappy..very unhappy<br>
Unhappy...unhappy...<br>
Very very very very very<br>
Very very unhappy <br>
BLACK ACCOUNTANT:<br>
Oh, I debits all duh mornin'<br>
An' I credits all duh eb'nin<br>
Until dem ledgers be right <br>
LEO & THE ACCOUNTANTS:<br>
Until dem ledgers be right <br>
LEO:<br>
I spend my life accounting<br>
With figures and such <br>
THE ACCOUNTANTS:<br>
Unhappy <br>
LEO:<br>
To what is my life amounting<br>
It figures, not much <br>
THE ACCOUNTANTS:<br>
Unhappy <br>
LEO:<br>
I have a secret desire<br>
Hiding deep in my soul<br>
It sets my heart afire<br>
To see me in this role <br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
With a hit show on Broadway<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
Lunch at Sardi's every day<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
Sport a top hat and a cane<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
And drive those chorus girls insane! <br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
And sleep until half-past two<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
And say, "You, you, you, not you"<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
Wear a tux on op'ning nights!<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights! <br>
CHORUS GIRLS:<br>
He wants to be a producer <br>
LEO:<br>
Sell it, girls!<br>
CHORUS GIRLS:<br>
Of a great big Broadway smash <br>
LEO:<br>
Don't forget the balcony! <br>
CHORUS GIRLS:<br>
He wants to be a producer<br>
Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash<br>
He wants to be a producer<br>
Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry<br>
CHORUS GIRL #1:<br>
Ouch! <br>
CHORUS GIRL #2:<br>
Eek! <br>
CHORUS GIRL #3:<br>
Ooh! <br>
CHORUS GIRL #4:<br>
Oh! <br>
CHORUS GIRL #5:<br>
Ahh! <br>
CHORUS GIRL #6:<br>
Yes! <br>
CHORUS GIRLS:<br>
He wants to be a producer<br>
With a great big casting couch! <br>
LEO:<br>
I wanna be... <br>
CHORUS GIRLS:<br>
He wants to be... <br>
LEO:<br>
I wanna be... <br>
CHORUS GIRLS:<br>
He wants to be... <br>
LEO:<br>
I wanna be the greatest, grandest<br>
And most fabulous producer in the world <br>
CHORUS GIRLS:<br>
He wants to be a producer<br>
He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke <br>
LEO:<br>
I just gotta be a producer<br>
Drink champagne until I puke <br>
CHORUS GIRLS:<br>
Drink champagne 'til he pukes! <br>
LEO:<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
Show the world just what I've got<br>
I'm gonna put on shows<br>
That will enthrall 'em <br>
CHORUS GIRLS & LEO:<br>
Read my name in Winchell's column! <br>
LEO:<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
'Cause it's everything I'm not <br>
THE ACCOUNTANTS:<br>
Unhappy...unhappy...<br>
So unhappy <br>
LEO & THE ACCOUNTANTS:<br>
Very very very very very<br>
very very... <br>
THE ACCOUNTANTS:<br>
...sad <br>
LEO:<br>
I wanna be a producer<br>
Hold everything! What I am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right!<br>
There is a lot more to me than there is to me!<br>
Stop the world, I wanna get on! <br>
MARKS:<br>
Bloom, where do you think you're going? <br>
LEO:<br>
Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit!<br>
Here's my visor...my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil... and my big finish! <br>
I'm gonna be a producer<br>
Sound the horn and beat the drum<br>
I'm gonna be a producer<br>
Look out Broadway, here I come!! <br>
CHORUS GIRLS & ACCOUNTANTS:<br>
Broadway, here he comes! <br>
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