The Producers movie - Along Came Bialy lyrics
rate me<br>
MAX:<br>
The time has come<br>
To be a lover from the Argentine<br>
To slick my hair down with Brilliantine<br>
And gargle heavily with Listerine<br>
Wow!<br>
It's time for Max<br>
To put his backers on their backs<br>
And thrill them with amazing acts<br>
Those aging nymphomaniacs... <br>
Ah-ah-ah<br>
Ah-ah-ah!<br>
They were helpless<br>
They were hopeless<br>
Then along came Bialy!<br>
They were joyless<br>
They were boyless<br>
Then along came Bialy! <br>
They're my angels<br>
I'm their devil<br>
And I keep those embers aglow<br>
When I woos 'em<br>
I can't lose 'em<br>
'Cause I cast my spell 'n'<br>
They start yellin'<br>
Fire down below! <br>
They were listing<br>
They were sinking<br>
Then along came Bialy!<br>
They were desp'rate<br>
They were drinking<br>
Then along came Bialy! <br>
So romantic<br>
They were frantic<br>
Then their prayers were heard up above!<br>
Heaven sent them<br>
Their Bialy!<br>
I'm the celebration of love! <br>
LITTLE OLD LADIES:<br>
We were helpless<br>
We were hopeless<br>
Then along came Bialy! <br>
HOLD ME - TOUCH ME:<br>
Life had passed us by<br>
And love had stolen away <br>
LICK ME - BITE ME:<br>
At the end of our rope<br>
We'd given up hope<br>
Of one last roll in the hay <br>
KISS ME - FEEL ME:<br>
Discarded dolls<br>
Abandoned wrecks <br>
ALL 3 LITTLE OLD LADIES:<br>
Condemned to a life<br>
Of sitting and knitting<br>
When all we really wanted was ... sex! <br>
MAX:<br>
Ah, did you bring the checkee, my little turtledove? <br>
HOLD ME - TOUCH ME:<br>
Yes, but first, Bialy, can we please play one dirty little game? <br>
MAX:<br>
Here in broad daylight? <br>
HOLD ME - TOUCH ME:<br>
It'll just be a quickie. <br>
MAX:<br>
Okay, what, what? <br>
HOLD ME - TOUCH ME:<br>
Let's play the Distracted Tourist and the Ever-Watchful Orangutan. <br>
MAX:<br>
Oy, are you trying to kill me? Please, I'm exhausted.<br>
Let's play one game with absolutely no sex. <br>
HOLD ME - TOUCH ME:<br>
What? <br>
MAX:<br>
How 'bout the Jewish Princess and Her Husband. <br>
LITTLE OLD LADIES:<br>
So romantic<br>
We were frantic<br>
Then our prayers were heard up above<br>
Heaven sent us<br>
Our Bialy!<br>
He's the celebration of love! <br>
MAX:<br>
Fire down below! <br>
LITTLE OLD LADIES:<br>
We were listing<br>
We were sinking<br>
Then along came Bialy!<br>
We were desp'rate<br>
We were drinking<br>
Then along came Bialy! <br>
So romantic<br>
We were frantic<br>
Then our prayers were heard up above!<br>
It's Bialy!<br>
Hail, Bialy!<br>
He's the culmination<br>
The restoration<br>
The consummation<br>
The titillation<br>
Ejaculation<br>
He's the celebration of love... <br>
MAX:<br>
Bloom...Bloom! <br>
LEO:<br>
What, Max, what? <br>
MAX:<br>
I've done it! I've done it! Look, we got all the money. <br>
Now all we have to do it put on the biggest flop in history! <br>
LEO:<br>
That's great! <br>
MAX & LEO:<br>
We can do it, we can do it<br>
We can make a million bucks! <br>
ULLA:<br>
Bialystock and Bloom, Bialystock and Bloom!<br>
The show's a go! <br>
ROGER & CARMEN:<br>
He's raised the money, we're on our way<br>
Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay<br>
We have our backing, oh, what a day<br>
Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it gay<br>
Wonder of wonders, we have all our cash<br>
Barring all blunders, we should have a smash!<br>
We know that...we can do it! <br>
ROGER, CARMEN & THE TEAM:<br>
Gay, gay, gay, gay...<br>
Gay, gay, gay, gay...<br>
Gay, gay, gay, gay <br>
MAX & LEO:<br>
We can do it! We can do it!<br>
We can do it<br>
We can make a million bucks!<br>
Ev'rything we've ever wanted<br>
Is set to come our way<br>
We know that...we can do it!<br>
We can make it, we won't fake it<br>
We were fated to be mated... <br>
ULLA:<br>
Bialystock and Bloom...<br>
Bialystock and Bloom...<br>
Bialystock and Bloom!<br>
And Bloom!<br>
Bialystock and Bloom!<br>
And Bloom!<br>
Bialystock and Bloom... <br>
FRANZ:<br>
Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles<br>
Alles in der welt!<br>
Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles<br>
Alles in der welt! <br>
LITTLE OLD LADIES:<br>
Then along came Bialy!<br>
We were desp'rate<br>
We were drinking<br>
Then along came Bialy!<br>
Bialy was romantic<br>
Our pulse became so frantic<br>
It's Bialy!<br>
Hail Bialy! <br>
ULLA & FRANZ:<br>
Bialystock and Bloom... <br>
ULLA, FRANZ, ROGER, CARMEN & THE TEAM:<br>
Bialystock and Bloom... <br>
MAX, LEO, ULLA, FRANZ, ROGER, CARMEN & THE TEAM:<br>
Bialystock and Bloom!! <br>
MAX & LEO:<br>
We can do it... <br>
ALL EXCEPT MAX & LEO:<br>
They can do it... <br>
ALL:<br>
Say goodbye to woe and gloom <br>
MAX & LEO:<br>
We can do it... <br>
ALL EXCEPT MAX & LEO:<br>
Nothing to it... <br>
ALL:<br>
Can't you hear that bing-bang-boom!! <br>
ALL EXCEPT MAX & LEO:<br>
With their brilliance<br>
Their resilience<br>
Up together they will zoom! <br>
MAX & LEO:<br>
We can't miss! <br>
ALL EXCEPT MAX & LEO:<br>
They were fated to be mated<br>
They're Bialystock and Bloom!<br>
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