The Phantom of the Opera movie - Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh/Il Muto lyrics

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They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!<br>

His Lordship, sure, would die of shock<br>

His Lordship is a laughing-stock!<br>

Should he suspect her, God protect her!<br>

Shame! Shame! Shame!<br>

This faithless lady's bound for HADES!<br>

Shame! Shame!! Shame!<br>

Serafimo - your disguise is perfect.<br>

Who can this be? <br>

Gentle wife, admit your loving husband.<br>

My love - I am called to England on affairs of State, <br>

And must leave you with your new maid.<br>

Though I'd happily take the maid with me.<br>

The old fool's leaving!<br>

Serafimo - away with this pretence!<br>

You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!<br>

Poor fool, he makes me laugh!<br>

Haha, Haha...<br>

Time I tried to get a better better half!<br>

Poor fool, he doesn't know!<br>

Hoho, Hoho...<br>

If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!<br>

Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?<br>

He's here: the Phantom of the Opera ...<br>

It's him<br>

Your part is silent, little toad! <br>

A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad ...<br>

Serafimo, away with this pretence!<br>

You cannot speak, but kiss me in my ...<br>

Poor fool, he makes me laugh -<br>

Hahahahaha! <br>

Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak<br>

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time ... <br>

... when the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Christine Daae.<br>

Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera.<br>

Are you alright?<br>

Raoul, we're not safe here<br>

Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats.<br>

Do not panic.<br>

It was an accident ... simply an accident<br>

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