The Muppets - Let's Talk About Me ft. Nathan Pacheco lyrics

rate me

im tex richman

mr texas king

people call me rich cause i got my money

i got more cheddar then some super sized nachos

got cash flow like robert hes denero

i use more greens then vincent van go

i make the baker bake my bread out of dough

no no dont eat it though it'll make you ill

there aint no flour in a hundred dollar bill

hes tex richman

everybody listen

just how great it is to be him

hes the greatest

loves the lamest

were wastin time oh cant you see

yeah its funny in a richmans world

when i use a piece of string

i use a string of pearls

if somethings for sale consider it sold

i got so much gold i gold plate my gold

ive got a guy to gold plate my cat

i dont regret much but i do regret that

if i could start over i'd do it all the same

but i wouldn't gold plate little twinkles again

hes tex richman

everybody listen

just how great it is to be him

hes the greatest

loves the lamest

were wastin time oh cant you see

i recall a heart breaking story

about my own 10th birthday party

should been glorious day for me

id have been happy as can be

but the muppets were there to put on a show

they started to dance they were telling there jokes

i didnt laugh i didnt know how

then my friends they all turned around

and they laughed at me

they laughed at me

and i hate you muppets so

hes tex richman

everybody listen

just how great it is to be him

hes the greatest

loves the lamest

were wastin time oh cant you see