I'm losing status at the high school
I used to think that it was my school 
WAH WAH WAH WAH 

I was the king of every school activity 
But that's no more... 
Oh mama, what will come of me? 

The other night we painted posters 
We played some records by the coasters 
WAH WAH WAH WAH 
A bunch of pom-pom girls 
Looked down their nose at me 
They had painted tons of posters, I had painted three 
I hear the secret whispers Everywhere I go 
My school spirit is at an All time low 

I'm losing status at the high school 
I used to think that it was my school 
WAH WAH WAH WAH 

Everyone in town knows I'm a handsome football star 
I sing and dance and spray my hair And drive a Shiny car 
I'm friendly and I'm charming I belong to De Molay 
I'm gonna try like mad to Get my status back today 
Status back, Baby, Status back, Baby 
Status back, Baby, Status back, Baby