The Mighty Regis - Scotland (You Owe Us) lyrics

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We don't have that much in common<br />

We don't even sound alike<br />

I've never been to Scotland<br />

I got me own bagpipes<br />

Keep your double-O seven<br />

We got Remington Steele<br />

My fucking pride is Irish<br />

I don't care what you feel<br />

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(Chorus)<br />

Scotland, you're not all that great<br />

Scotland, you fill us with hate<br />

Scotland, don't make a big fuss<br />

Scotland, you owe us<br />

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Still earing kilts and knee socks<br />

That shite's getting old<br />

If it wasn't for the Guinness<br />

We'd fucking run the globe<br />

I saw the movie Braveheart<br />

No big deal to me<br />

If not for the Irish<br />

You wouldn't be free<br />

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(Spoken rant)<br />

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(Chorus)<br />

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Scotch ain't the only whiskey<br />

We have Jameson with our stout<br />

I don't care for Ewan MacGregor<br />

So Paddy knocked him out<br />

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Have Edinburgh, Scotland<br />

We've got Cliffs of Mohr<br />

Our tourist are drunk<br />

They'll skip your fucking tour<br />

Eat up all that haggis<br />

With potatoes we feast<br />

Wath that mouth there Scotty<br />

You'll be Ireland East<br />

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(Chorus 2x)<br />

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(Thanks to Dave for these lyrics)<br />