The Midnight Beast - Tik Tok (Ke$ha Parody) lyrics

rate me

Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse. (Hey, what up girl?)

Grab my breezer, I'm out the door

I'm gonna be really loud,

Cuz I don't care who I piss off

Yeah, I'm a real big sinner

Sometimes, I eat my dessert before my dinner

I'm talking odd socks on my toes, toes

Taking off all my clothes, clothes

Feeling overexposed,

So, I put all of my clothes, uh, back on...

Flush before I wee, wee.

Get arrested daily, ly

Tryin' to get a peek of some titties...

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up, kiss my butt,

Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up, kiss the nut,

Cuz it sells to be a slut

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

I stay out till eleven when my curfew is ten

"Goodnight, sweetie. Sleep well."

"Shut up, Mum! I'm on MSN!"

Now, the girls are lining up

Because we're pussy sailin'

But we punch 'em in the mouth if they're not Sarah Palin

Talkin' 'bout doing things we'll regret, gret,

Menthol cigarette, rette

Butt plugs in his pet!

Woah, woah, woah...

Text sex on my Samsung,

Not telling Dad Mum rung, rung,

Have sex with Alexa Chung

By telling her I'm well hung

(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung.)

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up, kiss my butt,

Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh.

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up, kiss the nut,

Cuz it sells to be a slut

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

This is the part where the rap breaks down,

This is the part where drums go POW,

This is the part where your balls sag down,

This is the part where you pants go brown,

This is the part where your dad goes out on a cold Christmas Eve

to get some more milk

but he never comes back and seventeen years later

you find out he's had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch

and he doesn't even know your fucking name anymore!

Shut the fuck up!

(Crying) I'm sorry...

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad.

Pucker up, kiss my butt,

Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now let's copy Pokerface like,

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

I'm mad, really bad, but don't tell my mum and dad

Pucker up, kiss the nut,

Cuz it sells to be a slut

Hear the bass, skinny waist

Now let's copy Pokerface like

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

(Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah)

Just Dance!

Bad Romance!

Now let's copy Pokerface like

Woah oh Woah oh oh, Woah oh Woah oh oh

Thanks to Princess Shazz <3 for correcting these lyrics