The Midnight Beast - Strategy Wanking lyrics

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You're stressed about a meeting 'cause you haven't got a clue

Your girlfriend won't have sex with you because she's got the flu

Your cat won't eat its dinner 'cause it doesn't like the taste

Your parents had a baby and you're sad you've been replaced

Whoah!

Act like you mean it

Whoah!

Don't make a sound

Whoah!

Keep it a secret

People in the place gotta listen up, right

We gonna get loose in our pants tonight

Strategy Wanking

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Got to cure your frustration

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Strategy Wanking

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S'only meditation

You could've scored the winning goal, but you missed the shot

You've seen the monkeys procreating; boy it's got you hot

You owe the mob some money, but you'll never find the cash

You found out you got herpes when you thought it was a rash

Whoah!

Urge the temptation

Whoah!

Don't feel ashamed

Whoah!

Feel the inflation

People in the place put your hands down there

N' shake it all around like you just don't care

Strategy Wanking

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Undercover masturbation

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Strategy Wanking

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When the pussy's on vacation

It's not dumb

It's fun

It only takes one

Strategy Wanking

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Strategy Wanking

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You hit the floor

With your new song

It's immature

Your career's bombed

Tragedy Wanking

Got to pick up the pieces

They call it Tragedy Wanking

When you've just been defeated

Strategy Wanking

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You won't feel neglected

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Strategy Wanking

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You'll never be rejected

It's not dumb

It's fun

It only takes one

Strategy Wanking

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Strategy Wanking

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