The Midnight Beast - Quirky lyrics

rate me

Not married but I wear a wedding ring on my hand

I go to sleep when I want, 'cause I don't have bedtime planned

Don't obey by the rules, sometimes I don't even care

If I'm out eating at a buffet I'll have more than my share

WHAT?! I'm a bad influence, don't hang around with me

I ride my bike on the pavement, wear my clothes in the shower

I'm straight up crazy

I've got a beard, I've got an afro, I've got eyebrows that rock, so

If you want to out-quirky us than take your best shot

I don't sing in tune, why?

Cuz I'm quirky

Backwards lyrics my of all rap I

Cuz I'm quirky

I sip my Coffee through a straw bitch

Cuz I'm quirky

N' I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty... WHY?!

Cuz I'm quirky

The other day, I had a piece of toast

But I didn't even butter it, it tasted gross

I DON'T CARE, what I do... I'm a real live wire

I hold a match 'til it burns... I'm playing with fire

FUCK vegetables, I don't eat none of that shit

FUCK education, I don't study one little bit

FUCK THE FONZ, HE THINKS HE'S FUCKING COOLER THAN ME

AND FUCK SINGING THIS SONG, CUZ I'M TOO QUIRKY TO SING

I wear red and pink, why?

Cuz I'm quirky

I greet you with a goodbye

Cuz I'm quirky

I have eleven beers a day, why?

Cuz I'm quir-

No, no that just makes you an alcoholic...

N' I'll still have a beard when I'm thirty... WHY?!

Cuz I'm quirky

Ripping a hole in your jeans

Owning a pink limousine

Learning to ride a unicycle whilst your dressed as the queen

Fighting a bear with one hand

Getting a full-body tan

Joining a post-apocalyptic-gothic hardcore band

I like Home Alone 3

Cuz I'm quirky,

I'm drinking peppermint tea,

Cuz I'm quirky,

I got a picture of the hoff, see?

Cuz I'm quirky,

N' I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty... WHY?!

Cuz I'm quirky