The Midnight Beast

The Midnight Beast - Pizza In Ibiza lyrics

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We're going to Ibiza,

It's just like England with sun

There's lots of English people

Having English fun

If you don't leave home much

This is the place to be

We'll dance to bullshit dj's

Playing bullshit beats

No better way to sunbathe

With a KFC

No need for rubbish bins,

Just throw it in the sea

I thought I'd live a little,

Try some new foods but

I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut

I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut

Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth

Feeling the sand under your feet

Eating a lovely Margarita

Pizza in Ibiza

Watching the waves wash up a sheath

Feeling the bass and drums control me

Eating a lovely pepperoni

The clubs will suck you dry,

More than the mosquitos

The cheapest drink you'll find, only fourteen euros

The cities packed with beauties,

Always underdressed

You better bring your own baps

'Cause it's a sausage fest

We buying drugs, and taking them in clubs

Oh shit we just bought aspirin

We really feel like mugs

We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila

But can't afford the entry fee, our table's on the beach

Not like we knew you're from England

Without you waving a flag

What happens here in beefa, stays in beefa

Till you're tagged

Then your girlfriend sees you riding,

On a stripper-snorting blow

When she dumps you, you think 'fuck her... 'cause she can't take a joke'

I thought I'd live a little,

Try some new foods but

I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut

Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth

Feeling the sand under your feet

Eating a lovely Margarita

Pizza in Ibiza

Watching the waves wash up a breezer

Feeling the bass and drums control me

Eating a loverly Calzone

Ride the bus

Stuffed crust

Living like kings

Chicken wings

And then a salad!

What?

COVERED IN CHEEESSSEEE! OHHH!!!

And then we all catch a venereal disease

Throwing up

Stuffed crust

Have a fight

Cheesy bites

A+E, can't feel your head

With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread

Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth

Feeling the sand under your feet

Eating a lovely Margarita

Pizza in Ibiza

Watching the waves wash up a sheath

Feeling the bass and drums control me

Eating a lovely pepperoni

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