'm a ninja

Of the dance floor

I got a craving for whatevers yours

I'm a fucking ninja

Of the dance floor

I do the things that you can't ignore



Are you a ninja! 

Do you drink special brew?

Cause you can't afford a bottle of the champagne too?



Get out the kitchen if you can't take the heat

I never eat cause

I haven't had a good night till I'm sick in the street



Ah bro that really smells

What have you been drinking man

Super strongbow motherfucker do you wanna can?



I don't pay by card and

I don't pay by cheque man

I'll give you so much change you can't even hold it in your hand I I... 



I'm an assassin of the dance floor right?

I silently assassinate every drink in sight

I got eyes like a hawk a serial drink thief

I'm like Robin Hood apart from that I'm robbing for me



From the rich cause I'm poor

A celebrity whore

I'm the type of boy you told your daughters to watch out for



And my hands are like samurai swords

But they're not metal so nothing like swords

They're just hands what the fuck you saying man?



But I'm still a ninja

Of the dance floor

My hands look nothing like samurai swords

But I'm a fucking ninja

Of the dance floor

So get ready for what I got in store



I went to cheapskates, to be a cheapskate

I went to punk to getta lil crunk

I went to mahiki thought I could be cheeky

They wouldn't let me in -NAH

Till I showed my kata-NAH



Is that my drink?

I-aint got no drink

I swear that's my drink

It was just any drink



Well my drinks been drunk OH WELL

That shit got stung OH WELL



Oh well, welly welly

Lets take a ride like Nelly

We could move like jelly

Were invisible were up all night





I've got special powers

I can stay up for seven whole hours

I can see when it's foggy foggy

Like snoop doggy doggy



I'm a ninja dick face got a tattoo to prove it! 

Don't ever let me see you waste your drink cuz I'll lose it

Give you five whole seconds to finish it up

Till I come around the corner take a shit in your cup



I'm a ninja

Of the dance floor

I'll take a shit in everything that's yours

I'm a fucking ninja

Of the dance floor

I drink more than a liquor store



Are you a ninja? WHAT! 

Of the dancefloor? WHAT! 

Baby I'm a ninja

In a western world

Now lets hear it from my ninja girl



Baby Boo, all of my friends are Ninjas too just like you