The Midnight Beast - Medium Pimpin lyrics

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<b>Medium Pimpin'</b> by <i>The Midnight Beast</i><br />Now that we rolling in dough

Let's get a yacht with a bed

But we don't have enough

Let's buy a dingy instead

We wanna drink crystal

But settled with soda

We couldn't buy a Porsche

Let's pimp out a skoda

Yeah! Medium pimpin'

Living the dream

Instead a caviar bitch

Got vanilla ice cream

No care in the world

Just got numerous pounds

We only travel first class

On the underground

Medium pimpin'

Car with wheels

Moderately pimpin'

Fancy meals

Averagely pimpin'

Sex appeal

Medium pimpin' pimpin' pimpin'

Train to Soho

Pick up some ho-ho's

Can only get a chat,

Not enough for a blow-blow

HA!! Medium bitches

Hard to afford

I shop so much at Asda

I'm sponsored by George

We wanted some dancers

But children were cheaper

Got so much fucking money

I could buy your sister

Buy your mama

Buy your papa

Dress em up as animals

And take a picture

Medium pimpin'

Chandelier

Standardly pimpin'

Unlimited beer

Mediocre pimpin'

New career

Medium pimpin' pimpin' pimpin'

N-N-N-Now I am a rich man

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naaa

Medium pimpin'

Medium pimpin'

Medium gangster

Medium height

Ba-na-na-na

Optician

Told me I got medium sight

Ba-na-na-na

Average pits

With an average smell

Ba-na-na-na

And downstairs

Pretty average as well

Ba-na-na-na

Medium dance

With a minimal beat

Minimum clothes

On medium seats

Medium shoulders

Minimal hands

Spread your legs, Lois Lane

I'm super-medium-man

Medium pimpin'

Bronze shoes

Moderately pimpin'

Bronze cain

Averagely pimpin'

Bronze gloves

Medium pimpin'

Bronze brain

Wow

Now I am a rich man

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naaa

Medium pimpin'

Bigger than small

Medium pimpin'

Smaller than big

Ba-na-na-na

Medium Pimpin' baby

Ba-na-na-na

That's right spending cheese

Ba-na-na-na

Cheese?

Yeah that means money

Ba-na-na-na

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