The Midnight Beast - Lez Be Friends lyrics

rate me

f a girl wont come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine

I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean

It's like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen

And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine

Submarines are fun he he he he heee

I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm

But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going

I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding

From the

I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world

Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the

Maybe if I let her she would me with a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight no hang on

I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round

(She must be a lesbian)

Or turns me down

(She must be a lesbian)

If she don't like me

(She must be a lesbian)

I'll let her down lightly

(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss

(She must be a lesbian)

Or get down with this

(She must be a lesbian)

If she doesn't fancy me

She must bat for the other team

Take two, it's my rapping debut

I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue

I'm like a fire truck WHAT! Full of muscley guys?

I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick

I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?

I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?

She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

It's going

I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding

From the

I can't work out why the girl is screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world

Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the

Maybe she could me up mywith a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight holy smokes

I bet she likes boobies right?

We are two boys and were looking for two girls

They are two girls lets talk to the girls

How are you? what's your name

I try to talk but I just came

In my pants, I am sad

Chatting up girls is really rad.