The Midnight Beast - I'm So Manly lyrics

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Life has always told me I was weak

Not anymore

Now I've got the wings of a bird and the beak

Of an eagle type creature

I'm just so manly

I make all the men around me wipe their eyes,

Look down and cry

At the size of my...

Cock so big and manly girls get killed

All of the time

Now I've got the balls of an Ox and the build

Of a very big mountain

We're just so manly

We morph into an enormous manly man

With giant hands

I can run a mile with a broken foot

It doesn't hurt

I can make a sand storm turn to soot

Or any other inanimate objects

We're just so manly

That the muscles in our arms turn into guns

When we look at your mum

I can climb a mountain with my nose

It's like a claw

Then I ski back down on a petal from a rose

To show that I'm still a sensitive manly man

We've so much feeling

That the feelings that we're feeling have feelings too

But I'm still a man

Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru, Dru

Yeah I'm so manly

I don't need to sing like bambi

I chop wood for fun

I shoot a gun

I got Numerous charges of hit n run

I listen to meat loaf

I cry but I don't have tears though

I did battle with a giant snake

And I did a poo on an earthquake

Poo on an earthquake

Poo on an earthquake

I'm so manly that I

Piss and I don't shake

Poo on an earthquake

And eat a whole steak

Then I'd run a marathon

Without getting a belly ache