The Midnight Beast - I Kicked A Shark In The Face lyrics

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The Midnight Beast!

We’re the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London

We’re not unsigned because we’re sh-t, we’re unsigned because corporation

suck

And because we’re sh-t

Shut up Ash

Mum, your little boys flown from the nest

Moved in with his best boyfriends

We’re the best

To a very big mansion of a crib

No more nappies, no more bibs

What?

Nothing

Errr, We got our own fridge

The wide worlds very, very mean

But mum, I can handle myself you’ll soon see!

Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder

There’s a shark standing there and he looks much older

He’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’

I turn around and I’m like ‘What the hell?’

He looks back at me, he’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’

I look at him and I’m like ‘What the hell? What the hell?’

Then I kicked the shark in the face

He kicked the shark in the face

Then I kicked the shark in the face

His face was a total disgrace

Humans are better

You can’t punch me with a flipper

I kicked the shark in the face

He kicked the shark in the face

I’m sitting on my arse playing Xbox games

Then I hear a voice and its calling out my name

I’m like ‘Yo, what you want mother f-cker’

He’s like ‘Yo, y-y-you mother f-cker’

What happened next?

I’m getting to that

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Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat

I look left look right but there’s no one around

Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground

He’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’

Then I get up and I’m like ‘What the f-ck?’

He looks back at me, he’s like ‘RAR RAR RAR’

I’m not even scared I’m like ‘What the f-ck? W-w-w-what the f-ck?’

Then I hit the bear in the balls

He hit the bear in the balls

Take one for the team to the balls

Should have protected his balls

Go cry to ya’ mamma

A bear couldn’t cook cabañda

I hit the bear in the balls

He hit the bear in the balls

Swim with a school of fish

Hunt with a pack of wolves

The only thing I know is I love animals

We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don’t come for us

I love animals

We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don’t come for us

Then I kicked the shark in the face

Humans are weirder

‘Cause we’ll have you later for dinner

Unless you’re vegetarian

And that’s okay, be a vegetarian its fine with me