The Mentors - Couch Test Casting lyrics

rate me

I'm couch test casting in Hollywood

Couch test casting makes me feel so good

My luck with women is ever lasting

On my office couch,I'm always casting

You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star

Have sex with me and you'll go real far

The office is open from 8 to 4

Don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore

There was a woman from North Carolina off the bus

She kicked me down her body without a fuss

The next girl came all the way from New York City

She gave me a lay and let me suck her titty

You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star

Have sex with me and you'll go real far

Take acting lessons and modeling class

It don't matter,I'll be messin' with your ass

The next girl was 9 and needed protection

I got bold and I got an erection

So all you chicks,if you wanna go far

You gotta have sex with me if you wanna be a star

You wanna come to Hollywood and be a star

Have sex with me and you'll go real far

Lying on your back you say you can act

You're just a slut and that's a fact

Couch test casting ih Hollywood

Makes me feel so nasty and makes me feel so good

And when I'm through with you baby

There's a street pump waiting just for you yeah!

You wanna come to hollywood and be a star

Have sex with me and you'll go real far

My office is open from 8 to 4

I don't care if you can act cause you're just a whore