The Mad Caddies - Mum's The World lyrics

rate me

well approximation of the situation tends to bend

when you have too much to drink

and you piss off your friends

you cant talk,

and you cant walk,

and you dont know you're name,

you find yourself attracted to a very ugly dame,

the booze just kills your conscience

and your dick is in your hand

and you dont know who the fuck is in your bed