The Luniz - Dirty Raps lyrics

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Intro pt. 1: Dru Down

I's um, like chillin in the wind, you know what I'm sayin

Breezy as fuck, I'm like representin the east side of the O

My name DD, if you didn't know, you know what I'm sayin

The Luniz is here to like represent 9-4 and 9-5

Givin it up to you muthafuckas like real live

So take it to advantage and give it up, niggas

Intro pt. 2: CNH (Dru Down)

(C.N. muthafuckin H, hey, fffwussup w-wussup wit that bitch, nigga?)

What bitch? The bitch that I nutted all up in her face

And was grippin all down her back?

(Huh, yeah, that ol' bitch that uh,

Had on that ol' tight ass shit wit them bikinis and shit

Draws was fittin tight! You know?)

Ehh, after I nutted in that bitch' face

I took a broom and shoved it straight up her muthafuckin pussy

(Cause she a trampy slutty ass bitch, you feel)

[Knumskull]

I'm at the peak of my age; when I wake up my dick's hard as fuck

Steady stickin hoes so you know I don't press my luck

I like to fuck until she bleedin

Don't ask me no questions, afterwards you know that I'll be leavin

I might not leave right then and there though

I'm not givin you no ride, so get up, put on your hair, hoe

I got no feelings for hoes at all

Cause I know when they leave, the next nigga fuckin up the walls

So when I have em for a one night, I have more fun than Hasbro

But I don't be fuckin hoes in the ass though

That's a no-no, a nay-nay

I remember to take my dick out, hoes, cause I don't want no babies

It doesn't matter what position we in

Cause when I nut, the cum's headin straight for ya chin

My dick is shootin like a water hose

And if your tits are big and in the way then I'ma water those

Ya think Too $hort was bad

Hoe, ya better think twice cause I'ma have you wearin out ya kneepads

And what the fuck is a threesome?

I don't give a fuck about how many hoes, I'm fuckin plenty hoes

It doesn't matter to me nuthin, you can put ya mouth

On my dick, but there just won't be no eatin out

We can have lots of fun though

Take a hit of Henessy, uh-oh, ya better run, hoe

Cause I be horny as fuck hittin the yang in the gut

And if you think you can hang then good luck

I'll take ya on no matter what ya think

Ya know shit's all good, just as long as it don't stink

So open up and let me in, and in the end

All ya have is nut drippin off ya chinny chin chin, wit my ...

Break: CNH (Dru Down)

Man, you muthafuckas is dirtier than a muthafucka

That's all y'all talkin about

Just nut and cum and bitches suckin dick and shit like that

(Ay, ay nigga, bring ya ass out the bathroom, nigga, ay

What's that vaseline doin right there nigga?

Yeah, nigga don't tell me it's for ya muthafuckin lips, ha ha ha

Yeah nigga, bring ya ass out nigga, right now)

Yeah, you know what I'm sayin, wussup Yuk?

[Yukmouth]

Yeah, Yukmouth in the muthafuckin house, the crib or the pad

Look out the back of my ass, peep the sag

Love to hit blunts cause that's the shit, but never eat the cunt

When I fuck wit a stunt, that ain't the lick, punk!

Sellin out and gettin sick when ya earl is when

Niggas lick the pearl tongue, fuckin with them girls from

The ghetto, if it wasn't for dukie braids

The hair be nappy that done fucked everybody and they grandpappy

Wearin a rubber can't provoke

A nigga from catchin gonorrhea in the throat, so you choke

I never was a nigga down to eat

I just pound the meat, enough to put a bitch sound to sleep

Most niggas don't know what they doin on it

Ya might as well grab some shit out the toilet and start chewin on it

Cause niggas eat the asshole too

Leavin hella doo-doo on yo tongue, now you sprung on the bitch

(She fucked the crew even) Steven Segal was above the law

And I ain't puttin my lips on shit that ain't above the bra

Hoes pout when on the couch cause I never put my mouth down south

You gotta count me out like Ralph

I'm not a stone cold gentleman but my dick is sensitive

When it goes down the throat and hit the ribs (Yeah)

So open up and let me in; in the end

All ya have is nut drippin off ya chiny chin chin, beyotch

Outro: CNH (Dru Down)

(Yeah, like me, you know what I'm sayin

I'm givin a bitch a golden shower,

Ya know, pissin all in the hoe' face, ya know,

Some of that dirty ass shit, like CNH, tell these hoes!)

Yeah, y'know what I'm sayin

It's that dirty shit, y'know what I'm sayin

For all you hoes out there who suck plenty of dick,

Who swallow plenty of cum,

And take a fat dick in yo muthafuckin ass, bitch

(Ya cranky ass bitch, yeah)

This somethin to ride to, in the 9-4, hoe!