THE LONELY ISLAND - Yolo lyrics

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feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar

Yolo, you only live once

The battlecry of a generation

This life is a precious gift

So don’t get too crazy

It’s not worh the risk

You know that we all still young

So don’t be dumb

Don’t trust anyone, cause you only live once

Ah, you only live once that’s the motto

So take a chill pill, ease off the throttle

Never go out loud clubs cause,

It’s bad for your ears

Your friends will all be sorry when you can’t hear

And stay the hell away from drugs cause they’re not lega

Then bury all your money in the back yard like a beagle

Cause you should never trust a bank

They’ve been known to fail

And never travel by car, a bus, boat or by rail

And don’t travel by plane and don’t, and don’t travel at all

Build a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls

And where titanium suits, in case pianos fall on you

And never go in saunas, cause they’re crawlin with piranhas

And ever take the stairs cause they’re often unsafe

You only live once, don’t let it go to waste, yeah

You know that we all still young

So hold off on the fun

Cook your meat till it’s done

Cause you only live once

And here’s another piece of advice, stay away from kids

Cause their hair is filled with mad lice

There’s no such thing as too much purell

This is a cautionary tale, word of george orwell

So go in 1984 and he plus into sockets

Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it

Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison

And if you think your mail man is a spy, then destroy him

No blankets or pajams, they can choke you in your sleep

Two words about furniture, killing machines

Board your window up the sun is bad for your health

And always wear a straight jacket so you’re safe from yourself

Take no chances, stop freelancin

Invest in your future, don’t dilute your finances

401k make sure it’s low risk

Then get some real estate

4.2% thirty year mortgage

That’s important, that’s a great deal

And if you can’t afford it, don’t forget it on your last bill

Renting is for suckers, right now a dependable savings

And you’ll retire with money in your account, beast

Yolo, say no no, isolate yourself and just roll solo

Becarefollo, you oughta look out also stands for solo

You know that we are still young

Burn the prints off your thumbs

And pull out on your teeth, so you can’t bite your tongue

Only on this earth for a short time, time so don’t go outside

Cause you don’t want to die, die

Just take our advice and hide, and scream yolo to the sky

You oughta look out.