THE LONELY ISLAND

THE LONELY ISLAND - We Like Sportz lyrics

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<i>[Jorma:]</i> Hello? <br>

<i>[Kiv:]</i> Hi, do you want to go to a party with me? <br>

<i>[Jorma:]</i> No. The game's on. <br>

<i>[Kiv:]</i> Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there. <br>

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We like sportz and we don't care who knows <br>

From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl <br>

We like sportz and we don't care who knows <br>

Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf. <br>

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The game is starting everyone is here, <br>

I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer <br>

Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun <br>

<i>[Kiv:]</i> Right guy number 2? <br>

<i>[Jorma:]</i> Yeah guy number 1. <br>

E to the S to the P to the N <br>

Is all I watch cause I'm the man <br>

If my team loses I'll be mean all night <br>

If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight <br>

Watching sportz with girls is a pain <br>

They don't know the rules; there's no time to explain <br>

Single, double, triple, home-run <br>

For the celebration I'll shoot my gun <br>

I like my friend, he's a real guys guy <br>

He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve <br>

We like sportz and we don't care who knows <br>

From Wimbledon to the Astrodome <br>

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We like sportz and we don't care who knows <br>

Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf. <br>

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Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz" <br>

"Sportz!" <br>

"Nutz!" <br>

"Sportz!" <br>

"Nutz!" <br>

When I say "cheating", you say "sux" <br>

"Cheating!" <br>

"Sux!" <br>

"Cheating!" <br>

"Sux!" <br>

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I drink whiskey cause I like the taste <br>

You think its bitter but I think its great <br>

I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars <br>

Don't believe me? Smell our cars <br>

We're real men, and we like sportz <br>

If you say we're not then we'll see you in court <br>

<i>[Jorma:]</i> I'm team captain and I choose you <br>

<i>[Kiv:]</i> I'm the other team captain and I choose you too <br>

We steal the ball and we're off to the races <br>

Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like, <br>

What what what what what what. <br>

What what what what what what. <br>

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We like sportz and we don't care who knows <br>

From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show <br>

We like sportz and we don't care who knows <br>

Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf. <br>

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<i>[Kiv:]</i> Throw me the baseball. <br>

<i>[Jorma:]</i> Now toss me the pig skin. <br>

<i>[Kiv:]</i> Now feed me the rock. <br>

<i>[Jorma:]</i> Now give me the rock.<br>

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